Lancôme

The Mission

Text for a pitch by Bad Taste Bros., to represent the French beauty giant at L’Oréal’s international annual internal meeting.

For 90 years, Paris has been more than our birthplace—it’s our muse. A city of elegance, joy, and unrelenting spirit that inspires us to create beauty that truly innovates.

Authenticity. Expertise. Generosity. Emotions. Lancôme, ma chérie.

What it Takes To Stay N°1

We’re more than the world’s top beauty brand—we’re a movement. Beauty transcends products; it’s a philosophy that connects and inspires.

Lonely at the top? Never. It takes a community to reach the summit—and an even bigger one to stay there. At the peak, we don’t rest; we redefine. Together, we push the limits even further.

Our Legacy

We’ve been shaping beauty for 90 years. Expertise that’s timeless. Passion that’s ageless.

Life isn’t always la vie en rose, but Lancôme is here to lead and inspire. We want to empower our customers, uplift our colleagues, and prove that true beauty isn’t fleeting—it’s transformational.

For us, being the best isn’t about the past—it’s about bold steps to shape the future. Extraordinary. Modern. Inclusive. Unstoppable. Lancôme, bien sûr.

Let’s show them why we’re number one—today, tomorrow, and for generations to come.

And we’re still full of surprises. Let’s celebrate in grand, unexpected style, transforming the City of Light into the City of Lancôme.

Because we’ll always have Paris… And the world will always have Lancôme.